dirtylancscouple

Hola..... That's Spanish for 'ow do..... Here for amateur, and mainly..... but not exclusively, Brit porn..... Give me genuine reactions please, no fake studio 'porn' with fake studio 'actresses', and that includes the English HD variety where they just happen to have an invisible film crew on site in a swingers' club with all the cameras and lights etc ready to film an impromptu 'amateur gangbang' featuring some scuzzy looking junkie escort off Adultwork..... the soundtrack of which is inevitably characterised by some megalomaniac southern tosspot that just loves the sound of his own voice and can't resist making some ridiculous macho witticism every three seconds thereby spoiling whatever scant fun there is to be had by the viewer.....

Give me home made with a shakey camera and a duff soundtrack any day, as long as it contains the girl next door grinning inanely at the camera as she gets her pussy, mouth or ass (all three if she's really lucky) stuffed full of cock just because she's a dirty little fucker and she knows it..... not because she's getting paid for it. Just love that inane, slightly wrong grin that hides the words 'I'm probably gonna be a wife and mother one day, and I might need a job at some point..... I know I really shouldn't be doing this, but I just can't help it'.

It's mainly me that watches porn..... Arr Kez in't too bothered, and the wife isn't against it and is happy for me to watch it providing it doesn't distract me and there's loads left for her. There's always several loads left for her! She just loves the fact that I'm a dirty bastard and I still fuck her a lot..... a hell of a lot in fact. I have told her she'll be involved in some porn one day, and that I'll be getting some guys round to DP and 4 way her at some point, with or without cameras rolling..... She just smiles and laughs..... But I know that smile, and there's always a little glint in her eye at the thought of it..... the dirty cow! She's fit as fuck by the way, and yeah, you would..... without hesitation. Lucky me..... Bo selecta!